“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
I honestly don’t care if you respond with “I don’t read” if I ask you what your favourite book is because I understand that not everyone likes to read but if you scoff and say “I don’t read” and act like you’re better than everyone because you don’t read then I will probably punch you in the face
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’

“Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, princess.
I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money.”
if i die young
bury me with playbills
lay me down on a bed of bootlegs
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
Planet Claire - The B-52’s
Planet Claire has pink air,
All the trees are red.
No one ever dies there,
No one has a head.

Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.
That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen